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\"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...\"/n---------------------------------------- ------------/n1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. ————————————————-/n2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes./n————————————————- ./n3. You have more wives than teeth. ————————————————-/n4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean./n————————————————-/n5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide./n————————————————-/n6. You cant think of anyone you havent declared Jihad against./n————————————————-/n7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. ————————————————-/n8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs./n————————————————-/n9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one./n————————————————-/n10. Youve always had a crush on your neighbors goat .

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